I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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