Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Success! We fucked roommates!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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