If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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