so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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