I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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