Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Text me some of your sweat
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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