I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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