Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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