some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You are the jesus of drinking
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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