do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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