Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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