Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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