dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Text me some of your sweat
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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