why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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