Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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