brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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