i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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