Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Come on in and take your pants off
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