listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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