physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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