i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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