She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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