Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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