just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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