i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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