I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
that's an acceptable place to lick
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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