Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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