JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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