oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
everyone is single if you try hard enough
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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