Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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