You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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