she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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