what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i wish my penis had a tongue
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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