Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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