Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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