Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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