come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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