Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I could make wine with my vomit
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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