I need help removing her.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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