like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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