If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She bit a glass in half.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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