Pappa wants mamma naked
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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