Where is the hickey?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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