id be glad to
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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