You really coming over, don't trick.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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