I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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