So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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