We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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