my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
