That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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