Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's never too late to be topless.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
