so that wasnt chicken after all
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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