new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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